WHAT IS THE RIGHT THING TO SAY WHEN SOMEONE KNOCKS ON YOUR BATHROOM STALL

  1. Occupied
    The business casual of responses
  2. Someone's in here
    Lends a nice air of mystery, it's not you it's a somebody
  3. Just a minute
    Oh great now we have a timeline
  4. Don't come in
    Primal and raw, the id responds before the ego can restrain it
  5. Nope
    I've said this
  6. Not now
    I've said this
  7. Who is it
    I've said this. There was no right answer
  8. Sorry
    Don't confront the world this way. You deserve more.
  9. Absolute silence
    Can we all agree this is the right one