Best advice I've ever received

In no particular order.
  1. Don't piss in the wind.
    Surprisingly enough I didn't always follow this.
  2. Don't always follow your heart
  3. Stop picking on your little brother because one day he's going to get you back.
    My brother grew up to become a police officer and weightlifter who has paid me back.
  4. Don't cheat or lie in a relationship because it's a waste of both your times.
  5. Do charity work at least once and it will be a fond proud memory for a lifetime.
  6. Just be yourself.
  7. Kill them with kindness.
    This is always a great rule to live by.