BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING IN THE GYM ALONE
- •It's quiet... shhhhhh
- •Full use of every machine.
- •Grunt as much as you need.
- •Control of the TVs.
- •Look in the mirror as much as you want.
- •Free farting!
- •Look at all the butts, they're yours!
- •No pressure to actually work out.