BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING IN THE GYM ALONE

  1. It's quiet... shhhhhh
  2. Full use of every machine.
  3. Grunt as much as you need.
  4. Control of the TVs.
  5. Look in the mirror as much as you want.
  6. Free farting!
  7. Look at all the butts, they're yours!
  8. No pressure to actually work out.