1. hoping fart wave off didn't draw more attention to said fart
  2. remembering to not look too eager for job interview
  3. wondering how to explain polyamorous relationship to daughter
  4. visions of big orange hand-- worth telling doc?
  5. feels weird without a watch. freeing. but weird
  6. God dammit left wallet at Dan and Nancy's (crosswalk couple)
  7. wondering if disliking the parking attendant makes you an asshole, bc she's in a wheelchair (had a hard life- veteran?)
  8. tell doc about back pain? good posture's for restroom sign dorks
  9. who would you report the Neighborhood Watch guy to, if you even could? said more weird racial stuff at bbq
  10. wheres my pants