THINGS I SAW MY YOUNG COUSIN-IN-LAWS TALK THEIR FATHER INTO AT THE GROCERY STORE ON CHRISTMAS EVE
Santa's not coming for AT LEAST 12 hours.
- •Two bouncy balls, one purple one blue.
- •A Star Wars coloring set with stickers and paint.
- •But they have to put one bouncy ball back.
- •The purple one goes back.
- •Three pounds of taffy.
- •Flaming Hot Cheetos.
- •Wait, Flaming Hots are too spicy.
- •Regular Cheetos.
- •But that's it.
- •Air Heads.
- •Okay, fine. But that's really it.