THINGS I SAW MY YOUNG COUSIN-IN-LAWS TALK THEIR FATHER INTO AT THE GROCERY STORE ON CHRISTMAS EVE

Santa's not coming for AT LEAST 12 hours.
  1. Two bouncy balls, one purple one blue.
  2. Cookies!
  3. A Star Wars coloring set with stickers and paint.
  4. But they have to put one bouncy ball back.
  5. The purple one goes back.
  6. Three pounds of taffy.
  7. Flaming Hot Cheetos.
  8. Wait, Flaming Hots are too spicy.
  9. Regular Cheetos.
  10. But that's it.
  11. Air Heads.
  12. Okay, fine. But that's really it.