My first press conference

My old friend from high school is a retired police officer who is in trouble with the Feds. His press conference was held across the street from my work today.
  1. 1. Bakersfield is freaking hot today
  2. 2. There's a lot of news reporters
  3. 3. Why does that camera man keep running around...is he even getting any of this?
  4. 4. My friend looks sad :(
  5. 5. Oh there's a lot of plain clothes law enforcement
  6. 6. Wait!!! U. S. Marshals do not wear jeans and cowboy hats?!?
  7. 7. Why can't I hear what they are saying...there's twelve microphones up there!!
  8. 8. Is that it? The press conference is over?