Confusing Things About the Drought

  1. Restaurants that encourage you not to drink too much water
    My hydration is not the problem
  2. Looking down into the valley at all the full swimming pools
    I'm sure you pay a ton of taxes so I won't say you can't have a pool, but put a tarp over it
  3. Shouldn't peeing inside be frowned upon ?
    I like to pick a plant in the yard and play God. I decide who will thrive!