Pro cycling makes you the worst tourist ever
- •I once spent a week in Granada and didn't make it to Alhambra
- •Now I'm in Bilbao and won't see the Guggenheim
- •But I do see a lot of cool shit that tourists don't.
- •Call it even?
- •I did ride an extra 20 minutes to see the Great Wall one time. Didn't want to have to go back to China