Things I'll Teach My Children About the Internet
Yes I know this will be obselete
- •Have an email address for spam
- •Be vigilant about unsubscribing to the ads on your real email. Never let up. Keep fighting.
- •Penises are gross. Don't send pics
- •Don't accept Facebook friends who aren't real friends
- •(Making an assumption here) Keep your sex robot clean and fully-charged