Things I'll Teach My Children About the Internet

Yes I know this will be obselete
  1. Have an email address for spam
  2. Be vigilant about unsubscribing to the ads on your real email. Never let up. Keep fighting.
  3. Penises are gross. Don't send pics
  4. Don't accept Facebook friends who aren't real friends
  5. (Making an assumption here) Keep your sex robot clean and fully-charged