1. My rib still hurts from a crash two weeks ago
    This is the only one that's legitimate
  2. Someone sent me a ton of cookies, which is lovely, but I'm weak in the self control
  3. It rained two drops in the valley
  4. Mulholland drive is one of the most iconic roads on earth and they don't patch the potholes
  5. @dev stopped racing bikes in 07 and he still has better calves than I do.