Things We Already Have on Planes Worse Than Snakes

  1. Babies
  2. $7 for packaged snacks
  3. JetBlue charges for blankets now, and I swear they cranked the AC on purpose. I pulled a t-shirt over my legs
  4. $200 to fly a Bicycle
  5. "No tampering with, disabling, or destroying lavatory smoke detectors" and other redundant shit
  6. condescending flight attendants