SIGNS I AM TURNING INTO MY MOTHER
Shit my mom does that I thought I'd never do-right up until I caught myself doing it.
- •I find myself wearing the same 3 outfits over and over and more and more the clothes I choose look like they could double as pajamas.
- •While driving if I hit traffic or find myself in unfamiliar territory I turn down the radio so I can concentrate better."Keep it down, kids! Mommy's trying to change lanes!"
- •I own about 27 tubes of nude lipstick but I don't use any of them.None of them are quite the perfect shade, but throwing them out would feel wasteful.
- •I reflexively attribute people's behavior to their zodiac sign."She did what?!? Oh man, she is SUCH a Libra."
- •I hoard craft supplies and fabric for projects that I know I will never do.
- •I drive a minivan and I LIKE IT.