FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF COLLEGE

  1. everyone looks like one of four things: a freshman, lost, a lost freshman, or a muscly buff crunchy athlete with thighs as big as my head.
  2. there are always grilled cheese sandwiches in the dining hall- this is dangerous.
  3. no matter how many times i realize that the container at the RA's desk is filled with condoms, i will always think it's filled with candy at first glance.
  4. there is no "wrong time" to order a large pizza and breadsticks. last night the "right time" was 12:53.
  5. people look much cooler when using their laptop while sitting under a tree.
  6. there is no greater feeling than someone barging into your room and saying "holy shit it looks like pinterest in here".