SAID IN HAWAII TODAY BY ONE MONSTER DAD IN MAUI JIMS
- •Daddy's not the valet today, okay?
- •Mia I think the eagle rays are sleeping today but ask the man
- •Where's your rash guard honey? (said to wife)
- •That boogie board is so much more comfy
- •You know when mom comes you can get one okay? Has Mia had one? What's mom doing? Where's Mia? (Dad asks small child at rapid fire speed)
- •Do you have a sharpie? (He asks pool attendant so he can put his name on pool toys he brought from home...)
- •What SPF do you have on your lips
- •I don't want to be touched
- •Brandy do you want your vest or no?