SAID IN HAWAII TODAY BY ONE MONSTER DAD IN MAUI JIMS

  1. Daddy's not the valet today, okay?
  2. Mia I think the eagle rays are sleeping today but ask the man
  3. Where's your rash guard honey? (said to wife)
  4. That boogie board is so much more comfy
  5. You know when mom comes you can get one okay? Has Mia had one? What's mom doing? Where's Mia? (Dad asks small child at rapid fire speed)
  6. Do you have a sharpie? (He asks pool attendant so he can put his name on pool toys he brought from home...)
  7. What SPF do you have on your lips
  8. I don't want to be touched
  9. Brandy do you want your vest or no?