REASONS PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT DONALD TRUMP ACCORDING TO MY 5-YEAR OLD
"UGH. Why are people always talking about Donald Trump," Josie asked. "Why do you think, lady?" I asked. Here are her answers...
- •Because some people like and some people don't like him
- •Because he fusses over other people
- •Because of what he said to Uncle Ray - he said " I don't like you". (NOTE: Donald Trump has never met or talked to Ray, but to be fair he probably wouldn't like Ray anyway.)
- •Because he's naughty.
- •He is not nice to the animals at the zoo. (NOTE: This is an unsubstantiated claim, clearly)
- •Because he climbs on wood and chairs and houses. (ANOTHER NOTE: this is not necessarily a reason to talk about someone, but if they are already being talked about this would certainly make you talk about them more)