"UGH. Why are people always talking about Donald Trump," Josie asked. "Why do you think, lady?" I asked. Here are her answers...
  1. Because some people like and some people don't like him
  2. Because he fusses over other people
  3. Because of what he said to Uncle Ray - he said " I don't like you". (NOTE: Donald Trump has never met or talked to Ray, but to be fair he probably wouldn't like Ray anyway.)
  4. Because he's naughty.
  5. He is not nice to the animals at the zoo. (NOTE: This is an unsubstantiated claim, clearly)
  6. Because he climbs on wood and chairs and houses. (ANOTHER NOTE: this is not necessarily a reason to talk about someone, but if they are already being talked about this would certainly make you talk about them more)