THINGS THAT INANIMATE OBJECTS HAVE SAID TO ME IN THE PAST 2 WEEKS
- •Hercules. Hercules.Said by my breast pump. Over and over.
- •Help meAlso breast pump. Also over and over.
- •HeeeyyyySaid by the Momaroo swing's Ocean sound
- •The chorus to Taylor Swift's "Blank Space"Momaroo. To be fair, it was like 4am
- •AlcoholSee #1 and #2
- •The bridge to Elle King's "Ex's and Oh's"1. 2. 3. They're gonna run after me. They always want to come but they never wanna leave. Said by a combination of the Mommaroo and my ceiling fan.
- •Fuck you.My breast pump is kind of an a-hole. But that's probably because it's a rental.