While listening to the song "Everything is Awesome", the 6 year old came up with things that are not awesome— proving the song to be untrue
  1. Crying
    Me: actually, lady, crying is awesome. Sometimes you feel a lot better after. 6yearold: not if your house just exploded
  2. Your house exploding
  3. A puppy that's dead
  4. Having blood all over your body.