Reasons Why My Boyfriend Is a Lesbian

  1. He has beautiful hips he hides in baggy pants
  2. He enjoys corduroy and button up shirts
  3. He only dates lesbian women
  4. He has strong hands and short clean nails
  5. He works as a fisherman but fancies himself an artist
  6. His poetry is like a more insecure Bukowski
  7. He loves his father but is confused
  8. He has long eyelashes he hides behind thick framed glasses
  9. He is dating me