Things Only My Brother Can Get Away With
- •Only eating white rice for a week, and then a 24 oz steak, and repeating
- •Taking 10 shots in an hour (Penn state tennis team, I blame you)
- •Only pictures he takes of himself are with May.
- •Only person who is the unwilling gatekeeper of my self esteem, and can crush it in under 20 seconds ( a record)
- •Only person who calls me "Dede booper" (why)
- •He is an outspoken atheist and admittedly participates in ageism