Things Only My Brother Can Get Away With

  1. Only eating white rice for a week, and then a 24 oz steak, and repeating
  2. Taking 10 shots in an hour (Penn state tennis team, I blame you)
  3. Only pictures he takes of himself are with May.
  4. Only person who is the unwilling gatekeeper of my self esteem, and can crush it in under 20 seconds ( a record)
  5. Only person who calls me "Dede booper" (why)
  6. He is an outspoken atheist and admittedly participates in ageism