1. Get up
  2. Braid your hair like a milkmaid so everyone in Manhattan thinks your SUPER cool
  3. Get a little milk on your face to keep up the illusion
  4. Realize you are allergic to milk and wash it off
  5. Go to class where men explain camera things to you like you know nothing
  6. Maybe it was the braids that made him think you knew nothing
  7. Or maybe it was the fact you only made cow noises
  8. Anyway
  9. Go to dinner with your parents
  10. Have your dad spill red wine on your backpack
  11. Go home
  12. Take out the braids
  13. Get a life