The Most Boring Things About Parenting

  1. Candyland
  2. Chutes and Ladders
  3. The Playground
    required reading: http://nyr.kr/1EC8KwY
  4. Teaching them how to wipe their butts
  5. Teaching them how to tie their shoes
  6. The rules of Pokémon
  7. Beatrix Potter's "The Tale of Squirrel Nutkin"