1. Miranda taking care of kids would be hilarious
  2. Enough with the "girly" shoe talk and the whining (looking at you, Carrie)
  3. Just to make up for the horrible SATC movies
  4. Miranda was the funniest of all the characters
  5. 80% of girls are Miranda and refuse to admit it
  6. Cynthia Nixon is a real redhead...I think?