LIFTED LIST, VOL 1: HOW TO KILL

Each item has been stolen from the following accounts in no particular order: @amyjean / @ChrisK / @dave / @Debby / @elooto / @kce00 / @hellogiggles / @minirachel / @sky / @tothemaxxx / @TripleeSheldon / @w
  1. 1.
    First, you'll need a clean, well-lit hammer
  2. 2.
    Tell yourself you won't remember any of this in the morning, and that you always knew this day would come.
  3. 3.
    You now have locked eyes
  4. 4.
    FUCKING KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH A DUSTPAN AS YOU YELL OUT OF YOUR SNOT FILLED FACE
  5. 5.
    Stop, just stop. It's almost over now, okay? (Stroking their hair). Almost over.
  6. 6.
    And push it back in really hard
  7. 7.
    Choking on your own spit suddenly and without warning
  8. 8.
    Head to Tomorrowland
  9. 9.
    Driving without looking at the road
  10. 10.
    stopping at yellow lights
    it's nice to just sit for a minute
  11. 11.
    If you get arrested, just have cash on hand.
    At least 500,000 pesos
  12. 12.
    Fake ya own death