REASONS I DESERVE TO WIN THE LOTTERY
- •I'm really nice
- •The artsI've chosen the life of an artist, and the arts are important.
- •I would give a lot awayShare the wealth, you know?
- •I wouldn't do dumb shit with itLike buy a mansion or a Lamborghini. I'd do sensible things like pay off student loans, pay off my parent's mortgage, hire a personal chef, pay for my little bro to go to college, buy a lifetime supply of annual passes to Disney World, etc.
- •My car is about to break down so I could use the money to buy a new one.But who knows, my '93 Lesabre could end up outliving us all.
- •I'll start a scholarship fundFor other poor idiots who decided to become artists.
- •I really am very nice