REASONS I DESERVE TO WIN THE LOTTERY

  1. I'm really nice
  2. The arts
    I've chosen the life of an artist, and the arts are important.
  3. I would give a lot away
    Share the wealth, you know?
  4. I wouldn't do dumb shit with it
    Like buy a mansion or a Lamborghini. I'd do sensible things like pay off student loans, pay off my parent's mortgage, hire a personal chef, pay for my little bro to go to college, buy a lifetime supply of annual passes to Disney World, etc.
  5. My car is about to break down so I could use the money to buy a new one.
    But who knows, my '93 Lesabre could end up outliving us all.
  6. I'll start a scholarship fund
    For other poor idiots who decided to become artists.
  7. I really am very nice