STUPID APPS IPHONE WON'T LET ME DELETE

Please just let me get rid of them Apple please.
  1. Health
    Does anyone really need to know how many mg of manganese they are consuming?
  2. Stocks
    I'm not adult enough for that shit
  3. Newstand
    And iBooks, and Passbook, and Game Center. I'm not even sure what they are for....? Why are they necessary??
  4. Reminders
    That's why I have Calendar.
  5. Tips
    Google is better
  6. Apple Watch
    I'm never getting one.