CHAPTER TITLES FOR MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY

Self-titled, obviously.
  1. Tinder, and other failed relationships
  2. I'm not sorry for calling 120 times in one dya
  3. Why did I dye my hair that colour
  4. Thick brows and other wog woes
  5. Food intolerances and why I continue to eat the foods I shouldn't
  6. Am I still emo?
  7. How many posters is too many posters?