A Guy Hit on ME in Costco.

I'm straight. Not that it matters, but I think it's an important thing to consider on this story.
  1. A couple of years ago I was shopping in Costco.
  2. I was trying to decide which Parmesan cheese to buy.
  3. This one...
    It's like little slivers of tastiness.
  4. Or one more like this one.
    Its like shaved bits of tastiness.
  5. I had them both in my hands.
  6. Out of the blue a guy said "Oh, get this one."
    And points to this one.
  7. I said "Oh yeah? You like this?"
  8. He says "Yeah, it's really great. I eat it for breakfast with some nuts."
  9. Me "For breakfast?"
  10. Him "Yeah. I grab a little handful of that stuff and a few nuts and just pop 'em in my mouth."
  11. Me "Oh. Cheese and nuts?"
  12. Him "Oh yeah. I just love putting nuts in my mouth."
  13. Me "Huh. So, this cheese?"
    Totally clueless!
  14. Him "For sure. I just love having nuts in my mouth."
  15. Me "Huh. Okay. So, uh, thanks."
    And I walked away, continuing with my shopping.
  16. ...
  17. ...
  18. ....
  19. About two hours later...
  20. Palm to forehead.
  21. Me "OH!! Nuts in his mouth! I get it."
  22. I feel bad for not at least thanking him for flirting. I feel flattered.