A Story Told in Very Bad Sketches.

As you can see, I do not make my living as an illustrator.
  1. One day I was driving across a bridge in a small town.
  2. A kid on a skateboard was riding on the sidewalk.
  3. Remember how kids used to sag their pants?
    That area between the blue jeans and purple shirt is his white boxers.
  4. A friend of the skater boy drove by.
  5. Things seemed normal.
  6. The guy in the car greeted his friend.
    You know how friends treat each other.
  7. The skater, because he sagged his pants so much, was able to do something special...
    Please note how much underwear is showing.
  8. Without pulling his pants down, he was able to moon his friend.
  9. He just bent over a bit, pulled his boxers down over his pants and mooned away.
  10. The guy in the car screamed his approval.
  11. .