Assumptions I Make About People Based on Their Bumper Stickers

Inspired by @Nicholas
  1. They think they're hilarious, but really aren't.
    This applies I any novelty stick figure family.
  2. We will never do any activity together.
  3. Racist, at least a little.
  4. Republican.
    It pisses me off that the American flag has somehow become a republican symbol, as if you're not patriotic if you're a liberal.
  5. Says things like "I'm spiritual, but not religious."
  6. I want to hang out with this person!
  7. Please don't shoot me.
  8. This dude is not on speaking terms with his mother.