1. I was working with a sixth grade boy with autism. He's hilarious, whether he intends to be or not.
  2. He'd been grabbing his crotch repeatedly for quite some time this morning.
  3. Me: "Is everything okay there? With your pants?"
  4. Sixth grade boy with autism: "Yeah. It's just...my crotch...well...there's something unusual happening."
  5. Me: "Okay."
  6. Me: (in my head) "you'll get used to it."