Best Thing Heard Today, Vol 7

  1. A sixth grade SpEd boy has recently learned the classic phrase "That's what she said."
  2. You remember that whole water bottle flipping craze, right?
  3. Well my school has banned flipping water bottles. Or milk boxes. Or juice boxes. Or Gatorade bottles..
  4. So he's standing there flipping a juice box and I said "Oops, remember that we're not l flipping juice boxes anymore?"
  5. Boy: "That's what she said."
  6. Me: "I don't need to hear that."
  7. Boy: "That's what she said."
  8. Me: "That's enough."
  9. Boy: "That's what she said."
  10. Me: "I don't think you're really understand how to do that."
  11. Boy: "That's what she said."
  12. Me: "Be done."
  13. Boy: "That's what she said."
  14. I mean, it was pretty funny, but all he was doing was saying "That's what she said" to whatever I said, regardless of context. He had no idea of why it was funny.
  15. Sometimes it's hard to not laugh.