BMW; We only make one thing...except...

  1. I keep seeing this ad for BMW, where it ends with "BMW, we only make one thing; The ultimate driving machine."
  2. You know...
  3. Except...motorcycles.
  4. Except...bicycles.
  5. Except...scooters.
  6. Except...this bad ass wheelchair!
  7. Except...boats.
  8. Except...semi trucks.
  9. Except...airplanes.
  10. Except...shoes.
  11. Except...headphones.
  12. Except...this cool lawn mower that's basically a Roomba for your lawn.
    I want one!
  13. Except...whatever this thing is.
  14. Except...whatever the hell this thing is supposed to be!
  15. But other than that, you know, they only make one thing.