1. I keep seeing this ad for BMW, where it ends with "BMW, we only make one thing; The ultimate driving machine."
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  2. You know...
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  3. Except...motorcycles.
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  4. Except...bicycles.
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  5. Except...scooters.
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  6. Except...this bad ass wheelchair!
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  7. Except...boats.
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  8. Except...semi trucks.
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  9. Except...airplanes.
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  10. Except...shoes.
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  11. Except...headphones.
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  12. Except...this cool lawn mower that's basically a Roomba for your lawn.
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    I want one!
  13. Except...whatever this thing is.
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  14. Except...whatever the hell this thing is supposed to be!
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  15. But other than that, you know, they only make one thing.
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