Childhood Crushes 💘
- •Barbie. She was adorably cute when I was in 2nd grade. Long, brown hair and popular.
- •Then in line, coming in from recess one day, she farted in front of me. A nasty SBD.
- •I was sure it was her. It was rank.
- •That instant, she became an ex-crush.
- •I'm sorry I was shallow. I was eight.