Dear Monopoly,

  1. Monopoly. We've all played it. We've all gotten tired of it. But it's still around.
  2. Many versions.
  3. Too many versions.
  4. Oh good. It's in a puzzle too.
  5. Enough already with the Monopoly! We get it. You can add "opoly" to the end of anything, but that doesn't mean it'll be fun.
  6. Cut it out already.