Don't Bother Trying to Be Funny Today. I've Won.
Not that comedy is competitive, but...
- •I was just sitting at work, you know, reading lists on The List App.Oh don't pretend like you don't!
- •My friend came up from behind me VERY quietly and started whispering in my ear.
- •I hadn't heard her approach.
- •When I hear a voice in my ear I jumped and shouted!
- •She started laughing at me.Laughing really hard.
- •I started laughing too, almost hysterically after coming down from the fright.
- •We were looking at each other, laughing so hard that we couldn't speak.
- •All of a sudden her eyes got wide and she grabbed her crotch!!
- •She had peed her pants a little bit!!
- •I made her laugh so hard that she literally peed her pants!
- •I win!!!