1. Sea Salt Carmel and Dark Chocolate.
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    Great flavor. Bad advice.
  2. Hit snooze X5
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  3. Teach your grandma to take a selfie.
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    No
  4. Get lost on purpose.
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  5. Buy both.
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  6. Don't worry what the neighbors think.
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    This one is actually good advice, so I thought is include it just for fun.
  7. Because you can.
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    Really Dove? That's the best you can come up with?
  8. Give yourself a standing ovation.
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    How ridiculous would this look at work!
  9. "Like" someone in person.
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    Aka Restraining Order.