1. The Skipper. The Best Kinds Of Knots. My Favorite Hats (this would be a one item list with a selfie!). Island Girls, Ranked (spoiler, The Skipper had a thing for Mrs. Howell).
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    Trivia: The Skipper's real name is Jonas Grumby.
  2. The Professor. The Professor would literally just make lists on paper. They'd be great lists, but nobody would ever see them.
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    Trivia: The Professor's real name is Roy Hinkley, and he's a noted scout master.
  3. Mr. Howell. Currency Denominations, Ranked. How To Be Old Without Ever Having Been Young.
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    Trivia: Mr. Howell's full name is Thurston Howell, the Third.
  4. Mrs. Howell. How To Marry Rich Without Putting Out Either Before Or After The Ceremony. My First Name Isn't "Mrs."
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    Trivia: Mrs. Howell's first name is Lovey.
  5. Ginger. How To Get Men To Do Your Bidding By Insinuating That You'll Show Your Boobs Without Ever Actually Showing Them. Obvious First Names.
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    Trivia: Ginger's full name is Ginger Grant.
  6. Mary Ann. Get Your Pie Recipes Here. How To Be Wholesome While Showing Your Belly Button. Why Every 12 Year Old Boy Has A Crush On Me (spoiler - see the list title just before this one!).
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    Trivia: Marry Ann's last name is Summers.
  7. Gilligan. Did You Know That Weed Grows Really Great On Tropical Island? Island Girls, Ranked (spoiler, he only ranks Mary Ann, but she takes 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place!). In Hammocks As In Life, How To Always Come Out On Top.
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    Trivia: Gilligan's full name is Wiley Gilligan. What kind of name is Wiley?