I'll Have the Bill
A stolen list from someone I don't remember so I can't credit them. Sorry.
- •Beverage: Diet PepsiIn a glass bottle if possible. In a can otherwise, or a fountain drink. Plastic bottle as a last resort.
- •Adult Beverage: Gin N Tonic with lime please.
- •Alternate Adult Beverage: Pilsner or Lager
- •Water: TapBottled water is ruining the earth. Stop. If your local tap water is terrible, but a good filter. Also, please give to water.org.
- •Starbucks: Triple Venti Soy Latte
- •Dessert: Warm, homemade chocolate chip cookies with milkIf you try to sneak freaking raisins in there, I will Unfriend you in real life. No joke.
- •Sandwich: PB&J on Dave's Killer BreadHeavy on the PB. Also heavy on the J.
- •Pizza: Fire Grilled PeperoniFire grilled not available? Pepperoni not available? Literally any pizza will do. I have never had pizza I wouldn't eat except anything with seafood of any sort. Also, please stop with the artichoke hearts. They're gross.
- •Candy Bar: Peanut Butter SnickersIf this isn't your favorite, it must be because you haven't tried it. This isn't an opinion, it's a fact; this is The Best candy bar. Ever.
- •Clothing Style: Ultra CasualI wear cargo shorts and t shirts every day of the year except weddings, funerals and my anniversary. Please wear shorts to my funeral. No suits.
- •Music: Jam BandsDave Matthews Band. Pearl Jam. Gov't Mule. Foo Fighters. Grateful Dead. Sorry, no Phish.