1. I'm apparently pretty low maintenance.
  2. A lot of people's sandwiches are 100 times fancier than anything I've eaten in my life.
  3. Some people's pizza needed about two hundred words to describe.
    It's just pizza, right?
  4. I feel sorry for poor baristas when these folks come in and order their 12 word coffee.
  5. Are all of those cocktails even real?
    An absinthe ringed glass? Are you fucking kidding me?
  6. Is any of this real?