I'll Have the ....thoughts on Those Lists
- •I'm apparently pretty low maintenance.
- •A lot of people's sandwiches are 100 times fancier than anything I've eaten in my life.
- •Some people's pizza needed about two hundred words to describe.It's just pizza, right?
- •I feel sorry for poor baristas when these folks come in and order their 12 word coffee.
- •Are all of those cocktails even real?An absinthe ringed glass? Are you fucking kidding me?
- •Is any of this real?