If you're not following @erinflusche then...well I can't imagine why you aren't. Seriously.
@erinflusche is freaking hilarious!
- •Erin (@erinflusch) taught 5th grade for years and incredibly kept copious notes of things her 5th graders said.
- •Here's the first volume: QUOTES FROM MY 5TH GRADE STUDENTS (VOL. 1)
- •Here's her most recent one: QUOTES FROM MY 5TH GRADE STUDENTS (VOL. 30)
- •But this is the best one, because of what the kid shouted about E.T.! Brilliant! QUOTES FROM MY 5TH GRADE STUDENTS (VOL. 27)
- •She also has a series of "Notes picked up in class" that involve notes that were being passed, etc. My worst fear as a kid! Vol. 1: NOTES I PICKED UP DURING CLASS (VOL.1)
- •Erin only has 264 followers, and really I can't figure out why everyone isn't following her.
- •If you follow her and aren't completely satisfied, I will give you double your money back.