@erinflusche is freaking hilarious!
  1. Erin (@erinflusch) taught 5th grade for years and incredibly kept copious notes of things her 5th graders said.
  2. But this is the best one, because of what the kid shouted about E.T.! Brilliant! QUOTES FROM MY 5TH GRADE STUDENTS (VOL. 27)
  3. She also has a series of "Notes picked up in class" that involve notes that were being passed, etc. My worst fear as a kid! Vol. 1: NOTES I PICKED UP DURING CLASS (VOL.1)
  4. Erin only has 264 followers, and really I can't figure out why everyone isn't following her.
  5. If you follow her and aren't completely satisfied, I will give you double your money back.