Illiterate alliteratives

I'm going through my drafts in my email from li.st and found this old one. One day I came up with the title, thought it sounded funny and thought I could make a list list out of it. It turns out that I couldn't. But I'm publishing anyway.
  1. Crumb Rub
  2. Electric laceration
  3. Island miles
  4. Also, now I've figured out this BS about whom to share the list with that everyone's been whining about. Please add me to the list of whiners. I don't like it.