Lists I Will Request When Aziz Ansari Joins li.st

Inspired by @BWN_7 who wrote about Jerry Seinfeld.
  1. WHAT TOOK YOU ME LONG, A PERSONAL EXPLANATION AND APOLOGY TO @pili_ervin
  2. HOW MUCH TOM HAVERFORD WAS REALLY ME.
  3. A LIST Of BUSINESSES I WOULD OPEN IF I REALLY WERE TOM HAVERFORD.
  4. Big stars in Hollywood who have refused to sleep with me despite offers of roles on my upcoming projects.
  5. Career I'd choose if I couldn't be an actor, writer, comedian, director...
    Goddamnit, this guy can do it all!
  6. Why I believe Knock Knock jokes are so lame that they can kiss my ass.