Middle Names I've Had

  1. Neal
    According to my birth certificate.
  2. Ruth
    At camp when I was 15. For a skit, some friends and I sang "I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar" in drag. There was a super hot councilor with huge boobs named Ruth. I borrowed her bra and stuffed it. During our post performance bow we introduced ourselves and I said I was Ruth and brought the house down. Ruth hugged me. I was in love. After that I often told people that my middle name was Ruth and thought about her hug.
  3. Kneel
    According to my friend Frances.