1. This is my 402nd list.
  2. I'm sick to my stomach over the election. Literally. I truly feel like barfing.
  3. But....
  4. I already know what my upcoming 420th list is going to be about!
  5. I came up with the idea a while ago and have even started it.
  6. That's the only good thing I can think of right now.
  7. We're fucked.