My Daughter Awarded ME the "Dad Joke of the Month" Award.
My daughter: @PinkOnWednesdays
- •We were driving on I-5 and, quite naturally, the poop emoji 💩 came up in conversation.As it will.
- •Lauren said "Which, by the way, looks nothing like actual poop, all swirled up."
- •I said "Maybe not yours."
- •Lauren said "Have you ever swung your butt around to make 💩 looking poop?"
- •I said "What? You've never Hula Pooped?"