My daughter: @PinkOnWednesdays
  1. We were driving on I-5 and, quite naturally, the poop emoji 💩 came up in conversation.
    As it will.
  2. Lauren said "Which, by the way, looks nothing like actual poop, all swirled up."
  3. I said "Maybe not yours."
  4. Lauren said "Have you ever swung your butt around to make 💩 looking poop?"
  5. I said "What? You've never Hula Pooped?"