My Name Made Up of Sentences I Would Never Say

Inspired by @bisexual
  1. Would you please get that peanut butter away from me? I can't stand the stuff.
  2. I'll have decaf.
  3. Look at me wearing long pants.
  4. Listening to Yanni, again.
  5. I wish school was year round so I didn't have to deal with three months away from work.
  6. Alanis Morissette's Ironic is awesome!
  7. MAD Magazine fold-ins were stupid.