I work in Special Ed at a middle school. On Thursdays we go in a field trip. Today we went to a grocery store.
  1. Woman who bought normal groceries plus three gigantic tubs of TANG, dry mix. I didn't know anyone still drank this.
  2. Elderly man who bought what is marketed as "super soft" toilet paper, but as he put it in his cart he looked at it, and shook his head, as if thinking "Not soft enough."
  3. Woman who brought normal groceries plus NINE GALLONS of orange juice.
  4. This was a "bag your own groceries" kind of store. Our clerk bagged my groceries and said "I'll do this. God bless you helping this special boy. You're a saint."
    I'm far from a saint. I was having a blast!