Oh. No Thank You.

  1. A coworker just came up to me and whispered into my ear:
  2. "I need to go number two.
  3. "I shouldn't have had all that milk this morning.
  4. "I know I'm lactose intolerant!
  5. "What was I thinking?"
  6. I replied "Uhhhhh..."
  7. She said "This might be nuclear."
  8. No thank you.