Pick 1: A Song or Fictional Character That Best Defines Me (and of course WHY!)

  1. It's a toss up between The Narrator and Tyler Durden. Haha. Just kidding. I only wish that was my answer.
  2. Margaritaville! Haha. Again, just kidding. I barely drink.
  3. I wish it was @listbot that defines me. Listbot does inspire me, though. Inspires me to learn to fluently read 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001.
  4. It should be Yellow Ledbetter by Pearl Jam because, frankly, those lyrics are incomprehensible and, frankly, I rarely make sense. Still not it, though.
  5. Stuart from Spin City was the sly perv that I wish I could be, but this still isn't it.
  6. Third Rate Romance is the song that every female friend's husband that I know thinks embodies me. It doesn't. I'm actually a decent guy, but all husbands hate me. I don't know why.
  7. Theodore Donald "Donny" Kerabatsos from The Big Lebowski probably defines me the best because I never shut up.
  8. Rocky Mountain High by John Denver defines me. I love hiking and the mountains. I've never been to Colorado, but I like the idea of it.