Red alert. This is not a drill. Donald Trump launched an app!!
I kid you not.
- •Oh, I clicked GET!
- •Ah, the simplify.
- •Oh, F no!!
- •He is not my voice.
- •Apparently you earn points. There a leaderboard. You can earn points by attending a Trump and/or Pence rally. You can earn points by DONATING MONEY TO THEIR CAMPAIGN!!! I'm not making that up.
- •I do NOT want to invite friends.
- •I don't really understand it yet. But in going to. In case you want to find me on there, you won't be able to. I used an alias. I don't want my real name or email address associated with Trump in any way.
- •Anyway, I'm off for some political Catfishin'.